wailord v pokemon card - - 013/073 Water Veil Whenever you attach an Energy card from your hand to this Pokemon Wailord V - Pokemon TCG

(Exile it only if it's still on the battlefield.) Equip ( : Attach to target creature you control

Its obviously not the kind of card you play for the long game (although splice onto arcane does give it some surprising value potential), and the legendary only targeting rules push you even further towards narrow, focused deck building

Enchantment Removal (CTRL to add secondary) Sorcery Sorcery (CTRL to add secondary) Tap Down Elephant Grass Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Black creatures can't attack you

This could easily be 12, 16 or 22 life for 4 mana

Pay 1 life, sacrifice a creature: not only do you weaken your adversaries with a -1/-1 counter, but you also draw a card