Popcorn Size:L A few crispy fried onions

A few crispy fried onions (from a can or your cousin’s pantry)

So if you ever have strong feelings about someone

Go have some fun this summer

That very special person will be a little bit upset you are showing up in shorts but she/he should understand you are making a statement against a socio-economic class society where expensive suits are used by the fortunate to separate themselves from the “lower” classes

This is my favorite color for a pair of boxer briefs hands down

Popcorn Size:L A few crispy fried onionsThe cutting lines in the pockets will make your movie nights a lot less legal but a lot more fun. Go and enjoy the nineties you beautiful dirtbag.