Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Portal Three Kingdoms Set: Commander 2016 Type: Artifact

Set: Commander 2016 Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2} Equipped creature has haste and shroud

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Set: Judge Gift Cards 2016 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {U}{U} Counter target spell

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {G} Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Artifact Creature — Golem Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {6} "The foot stone is connected to the ankle stone

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Portal Three Kingdoms Set: Commander 2016 Type: ArtifactSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .