Soap for the First Child toptoy And because life isn’t complete

And because life isn’t complete without a little chaos

and comedic charm

one fake turd at a time

Tired of accidentally drinking someone else’s wine

green delight is here to add a dash of hilarity to your life

Soap for the First Child toptoy And because life isn’t completeAh, the firstborn. The golden child. The one who got all the baby photos, the elaborate first birthday, and actual attention from Mom and Dad before the rest of the siblings showed up and ruined everything. This soap captures the essence of being the originalsmelling faintly of pride, high expectations, and just a hint of superiority. This bar of soap is a playful reminder of the good ol' days when being the favorite wasnt even a competition. Makes a