Disappointing Affirmations Game Men perch him on the edge

perch him on the edge of your mug

10cm x 6cm x 2cm

especially not a cat

Crack open this can with a pop-top or can opener (your choice

or anyone looking to create something other than another friendship bracelet

Disappointing Affirmations Game Men perch him on the edgeTired of all that sunshine and rainbows nonsense? Good. Disappointing Affirmations: The Game is here to help you crush those nave, glass half full vibes with a reality check wrapped in dark humor. Inspired by the hilariously bleak Instagram account, this game lets you and your friends twist positive prompts into soul crushing, brutally honest, or just plain ridiculous affirmations. The goal? Craft the most devastatingly funny, anti empathetic, or