Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Dakkon "The Cosmos Serpent carved these

"The Cosmos Serpent carved these tunnels

Set: International Collectors' Edition Type: Artifact Creature — Juggernaut Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {4} Juggernaut attacks each combat if able

Set: Ultimate Masters Box Topper Type: Legendary Land Rarity: Mythic {T}: Add {W}

• Untap that land

• You lose X life

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Dakkon "The Cosmos Serpent carved theseSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .