Slither (1973) "MGM" When the boy is five

When the boy is five

Albert defies campus rules by secretly marrying the woman he loves

find Texas hero Sam Houston and persuade him to support annexation

gyrating upside down in a diabolical reducing machine and

Alvy Moore (Green Acres' Hank Kimball)

Slither (1973) "MGM" When the boy is fiveNow here's a movie with as many zany people and events as a road map has destinations. Yes, it happens to be a road movie and on its zigzag route involving the search for a tucked away stash of cash, you'll find a house blown to kingdom come; a pill popping, short shorted wanderer packing heat (Sally Kellerman); amiable ne'er do wells (James Caan, Peter Boyle) looking to do better as they steer a muscle car towing a silver Airsteam (with Louise Lasser